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Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML


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On 08/08/2013 at 12:09am - kids - by NextAmericanIdol? - United States (Maryland)

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That's when you tell her she's adopted. :)

#1 - On 08/08/2013 at 5:52am by Badluckbobby

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How old is your little sister? Just curious because she's young enough for a lullaby but old enough to diss you.

#7 - On 08/08/2013 at 6:07am by iGottaFindBubbah

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