Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

by ktiskool / 08/01/2013 at 12:03am / United States (Missouri) / Kids

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  • Wait until she wants the room all to herself . . . mwah-hah-hah!

    Whatever you do, don't lend her your knife.

    #5 - On 08/01/2013 at 6:56am by perdix

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  • She needs to switch to decaf.

    Or just change her from zombie movies to Sesame Street.

    #14 - On 08/01/2013 at 7:03am by DocBastard

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