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Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55177) - you deserved it (4254)

On 07/27/2013 at 2:31pm - kids - by poopiter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Well we know what their priorities are. And who's the favorite.

#1 - On 07/27/2013 at 8:58pm by mackdeezy

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Kids these days are so easy to... Piss off.

#4 - On 07/27/2013 at 9:00pm by TaiReiSi

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