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Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML


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On 07/12/2013 at 7:18pm - kids - by So little trust. (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?

#1 - On 07/12/2013 at 10:59pm by Eliseopwns

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You didn't. It's all age lol

#2 - On 07/12/2013 at 10:59pm by slkester

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