Or you have to make a few objects disappear into your body to get anywhere... its just the circle of 1st world life.

A magic trick :D

"You know how you pull the strings on your toys to get them to talk? Well it's kinda like that..."

She's the man idea works. Look! For when you...get...nose...bleeds. Anywhere.

I can't wait for the day my ****** talks when I talk out a tampon. "Hey thanks for the uncomfortable cotton wad!" So ungrateful.

This was in reference to #11...sorry for multiple posts; my computer's being wonky with them. I apologize and will run away now...

What's wrong with just telling the truth? In a child appropriate way of course. People are too squeamish and worried about 'innocence' these days - they end up overcomplicating simple issues and projecting adult perspectives onto children.

Well, if it's a boy, it might really disturb him. Grown men are often squeamish about the whole menstruation concept.

Thank you!! Somr Parents are too afraid to talk to their kids and some kids are to afraid to talk to their parents. About things like sex. Thats why some kids are doing it at the age of fetus.

Supposedly, if you remember anything from the age of 4 and earlier, you're some kind of genius. Hopefully he doesn't remember. Or, maybe, he will? I don't know which to hope for.

Today, I learned my bathroom lock doesn't work. I discovered this when I walked in on my older cousin putting something white in between her legs. FML

Totally agree

#7 said something like "Today I saw cousin puttin a sick into her peepee fml"

#75, I think Noor made that comment, it was probably moderated I remember it from yesterday before it disappeared into nothingness.

I feel like 4 years old is young enough that this wont scar him until years later looking back on it.

I wouldn't be scared depending on how closely related us cousins are.

scarred, not scared.

Most parents/adults don't do it; I'm not sure we can expect a four year old to, unfortunately.

**** knocking, whenever I use the restroom I kick the door open like It's a drug bust.

maybe it's the fact that he's four.

You knock every time you go to the bathroom?

If the door is closed, knock. I think that makes sense.

If they stepped barefoot on a nail walking in the door.

Best reply ever.

Just yet, he won't quit until he finds out just like any other kid would do.