Today, I was at another long swim-meet, when my daughter shaved 15 seconds off her record swim time. When I asked her how she did it, she replied, "Well someone told me to swim as fast as I can." She's just been taking her time all these years. FML

by Anonymous / 07/02/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Vermont) / Kids

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  • Wait when you compete in sports you need to try??! I've been doing it wrong all these years!

    #2 - On 07/02/2013 at 4:34pm by TrueTriage

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  • Your daughter is gonna end up being one of those drivers who take their time at a stoplight when it turns green.

    #3 - On 07/02/2013 at 4:35pm by R00ST3R

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