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Today, I was explaining to my son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I finished explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he started crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML

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On 06/30/2013 at 5:44pm - kids - by sorry, kiddo (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

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What do you mean they rarely happen!!??! D:

#1 - On 06/30/2013 at 7:56pm by relaxedninja

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Well eventually he would have realized that people spend more time trying to have sex then actually doing it.

#4 - On 06/30/2013 at 7:58pm by FrankHotpants

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