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Today, I was explaining to my son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I finished explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he started crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51048) - you deserved it (9757)

On 06/30/2013 at 5:44pm - kids - by sorry, kiddo (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

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What do you mean they rarely happen!!??! D:

#1 - On 06/30/2013 at 7:56pm by relaxedninja

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They rarely happen in YOUR world...

#3 - On 06/30/2013 at 7:58pm by ballettillidie

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