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How in hell…?

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 16:12 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

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Teenagers…

By why the fuck would you do that - 25/02/2013 02:57 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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Learning curve

By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 16:00

Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2013 11:12 - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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Great work, son

By firestar772 - 12/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 20:36 - Jordan - Amman

Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 27/08/2020 10:02 - Australia - Murarrie

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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Cats are the same

By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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Top comments

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:30

True talent. Hide the modeling clay, it might put him in the ICU.

KainMoogle 21

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:32

All I want to know is one thing... How?

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TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:30

True talent. Hide the modeling clay, it might put him in the ICU.

Pokelad 12

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:14

There's no 'might' about it. It WILL put him in the ICU.

Imhere4fml 24

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:30

It could have harden and turned into rocks... Or he may just be weak a boy with lack of vitamins.

your_ma 27

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:31

I think he's doing it wrong..

GoodLookingGeese 10

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:35

Neeh, what could possibly give you that thought?!!

NoDontKillMe 19

Thursday 20 June 2013 1:45

Neeh?

techieking 10

Thursday 20 June 2013 2:41

No he is doing it right. No pain no gain.

Pesticides 19

Thursday 20 June 2013 7:49

He wins the darwin award for this week

CommentModerated 17

Saturday 22 June 2013 5:53

maybe 12 is a knight who refused to say "ekki ekki ekki pitang zoom boing"

preston55 7

Saturday 20 August 2016 21:05

Are you okay buddy? Something stressing you out?

KainMoogle 21

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:32

All I want to know is one thing... How?

cuppycakeslove 20

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:47

With great skill

guitardude69 11

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:49

and a butt ton of fitness

cathyfang1533 12

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:52

I'm thinking he punched the table out of frustration when his play doh ice cream cone didn't look EXACTLY like the one on the play set box. What, that never happened to you guys?

doodlecloud 26

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:35

I was also thinking he must've punched a table...but more because he wanted to smash a playdoh model (for fun not frustration) or because he wanted to see if he could punch the table and not get hurt if he put playdoh on top or something...

lexi365 20

Thursday 20 June 2013 5:14

I don't know. I just weep for humanity.

Pesticides 19

Thursday 20 June 2013 7:51

there used to be natural selection, so this kind of humanity got weeded out *sarcasm*

Medd_fml 13

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:32

Congratulations on him lasting up to 16.

lilhellian 26

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:05

And heres hoping he'll make it to 18.

feelingold 18

Thursday 20 June 2013 0:05

I wouldn't bet on it.

MooseKnuckle5150 13

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:33

How do you do that? Also, lets go ahead and let the kid take responsibility on this one. Play-doh really shouldn't need warning labels beyond choking hazard.

AshaaFerreira 22

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:33

Now that takes skills

Raykyogrou03 12

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:33

Maybe he has brittle bones?

Izabushel 65

Thursday 20 June 2013 4:21

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe he has osteogenesis imperfecta. Or maybe bone cancer. Hope not.

angiemarie96 25

Thursday 20 June 2013 4:57

#73 ok there webmd :P

MeLoveCats 7

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:33

wait... what? HOW?!

Cristian89 29

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:33

How does that even happen?!?!

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