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Today... my sister cummed to stay wit me in my apartment for te last few weeks of er difficult pregnancy. However se didn't tell me se was bringing er two dogs... er jackass of a usband... my bratty nepew and an inflatable kiddie pool so se could ave a natural water birt in my living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56289) - you deserved it (5325)

On 06/18/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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Oh, okay.

#1 - On 06/19/2013 at 3:04am by epicwaffles

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We've all heard of Bridezillas but I didn't know there were Birthzillas.

#4 - On 06/19/2013 at 3:05am by ozpunker

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