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Today, my daughter had ice cream while I was napping. She didn't want me to know so she put the bowl in the trashcan and put the spoon in the garbage disposal and turned it on, because she thought it would make the spoon disappear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44656) - you deserved it (5500)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:33am - kids - by cherbear1000 - United States (Maryland)

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I guess her future allowances just went down the drain.

#2 - On 06/17/2013 at 6:08am by iseyixes

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Under five five years old: with a bit more experience, your child will go far. Above ten years old: you raised an idiot. In between: average is its own aspiration.

#6 - On 06/17/2013 at 6:24am by notjanedoe

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