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Today, I decided to try wearing eyeshadow, even though I'm not that girly. When I asked for help after several failed attempts, my sister walked in and said, "It's easy, just do what I do." She put the makeup on herself and looked amazing. She's eight. FML


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On 06/11/2013 at 12:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Am I the only one wondering why the 8 year old is wearing make up?

#2 - On 06/11/2013 at 5:01pm by strokesie

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Just let her teach you

#1 - On 06/11/2013 at 4:59pm by Teddzz

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