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Today, I was questioned by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car. That 12-year-old is my daughter, who refused to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50152) - you deserved it (6375)

On 05/09/2013 at 9:41pm - kids - by brokedad - United States

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Since when would a purse make her popular ?

#1 - On 05/10/2013 at 3:26am by Plumesant

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Discipline.....

#5 - On 05/10/2013 at 3:28am by asylumlane

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