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Today, the woman I babysat for blamed me for the cut on her son's face, and fired me with no pay for not looking after him properly. He already had the cut when I arrived. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49308) - you deserved it (2968)

On 05/09/2013 at 1:44pm - kids - by rachelllynne - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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she's obviously an idiot

#2 - On 05/09/2013 at 9:35pm by KnifeStuff

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If ignorance is bliss...that lady is in heaven

#3 - On 05/09/2013 at 9:36pm by ttr125

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