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Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49109) - you deserved it (3628)

On 05/05/2013 at 4:49pm - kids - by Aunjy - United States (New Jersey)

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Sounds like a shitty time.

#1 - On 05/05/2013 at 9:11pm by Gixie

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This reminds me of that scene in daddy daycare where the kids like"I missed."

#6 - On 05/05/2013 at 9:14pm by decimater

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