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Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML

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On 04/09/2013 at 4:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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This is a very sad commentary on the ways little girls feel pressured to grow up too fast. OP, this isn't a matter for Social Services, I'm sorry you went through that- but you need to help her understand she'll be a grown up for a long time and only a kid once....Good Luck!!

#2 - On 04/09/2013 at 6:10pm by buddy51

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What is wrong with a 3rd grade teacher who goes to social services before requesting a conference with the parent...

#6 - On 04/09/2013 at 6:13pm by Quinn32

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