Today, I advised my daughter to not drink a Coke before bed. She smiled at me and reassured me that it could be balanced out with sleeping pills. I'm raising a future drug addict. FML

by hejdixjeln / 03/17/2013 at 6:25am / United States (Illinois) / Kids

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  • Hence the word "Raising" Meaning, you should still be able to teach her and help her understand.

    #1 - On 03/17/2013 at 2:16pm by DefiningDivine

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  • So what you're saying is..
    *puts on sunglasses*
    That's not the only Coke in her future.
    ...that was terrible, I know.

    #6 - On 03/17/2013 at 2:18pm by NessieMonster188

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