Double standards

By Anonymous - 21/02/2013 18:45 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML
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ThatPlankton 15

Cod is serious business. Don't want mom to ruin his killstreak now do you? Selfish much?

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Lionesse 15

Ah.. Family. So many emotions conveyed in a single word...

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ThatPlankton 15

Cod is serious business. Don't want mom to ruin his killstreak now do you? Selfish much?

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Supergirl1988 16

Maybe if OP played CoD their mother would love them too.

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Thursday737 7

Maybe if Op's brother didn't play a shitty game like cod (implied by 1) he wouldn't be all mad and stuff.

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FuckYouScience12 8

video games rot the brain. stop technology 2013.

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blackman100 20

Gotta get them noobs.

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Jovecove 13

#35 - Wtf are you, 90? Keep up with technology not oppose it or you're gonna lose your head very soon.

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BradTheBrony 19

You don't "get" n00bz, you pwn them! Stupid!

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Lionesse 15

Ah.. Family. So many emotions conveyed in a single word...

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UberNova 18

Logic, reason and cogent arguments are the way to make others understand, use them, then maybe she will appreciate your words and take them with truth more often.

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doodlecloud 26

If only this were true. Unfortunately all the logic, coherence and calm explaining in the world doesn't matter when your mum takes the 'doesn't matter, not listening, I am the parent and I am right' stance.

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rocker_chick105 31

Is your brother younger or older is my question..

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DaftDude 11

Younger or older, gaming is definately serious for him!

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EvilUndead 9

Younger or older, if he can't keep his emotions in check, he's an idiot. And no, it doesn't mean gaming is serious for him.

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DaftDude 11

#53 Why are you responding seriously to what is clearly a humourous joke?

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rattusrattus 18

Yeah, I'm going to say your mother is a shitstain on the universe.

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mangoboy1 19

A shit stain on the underwear of life.

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DudeEvil 22

Would've been worth it if you had slept around, just saying.. :P

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Enummoc 10

Just like that old adage: "You do the time, might as well do the crime."

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Tempest151 11

Honestly why would your mom care if you were sleeping around? Unless your mom is your sister and your brother is your dad or something. Damn, I'm creepin' myself out here.

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curlstar 6

Sounds like no one in your family is getting any. FYL.

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MsConfusedd 27

That means she has higher expectations for you because she knows your brother will amount to nothing and you have potential.

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oj101 33

Maybe it's just me, but does your mum probably have a favorite sibling? It's probably you..... *sarcasm*

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gc327072 30

Child, you mean? Unless… 0_O SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

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oj101 33

Time of writing comment: Brain loading 99%. Use incorrect word Reading the reply: Troll brain loads 100%. OH CRAP. Good point #13. A thumbs up from me

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outoftown 26

Politely ask your mom how someone could sleep around in 15 minutes. Watch her face carefully.

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kwyk 23

Maybe it tells us something about OP's dad.

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Mister_Triangle 21

They don't call 'em "quickies" for nothin'

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