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Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24218) - you deserved it (5914)

On 02/16/2013 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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He's just reminding the puppy who's house it really is.

#4 - On 02/17/2013 at 3:53am by beddington

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I'd suggest crating him but that's probably illegal...

#5 - On 02/17/2013 at 3:54am by firefly319

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