By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
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beddington 7

He's just reminding the puppy who's house it really is.

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firefly319 7

I'd suggest crating him but that's probably illegal...

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raphanne_fml 33

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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calilovesneb 12

If that is the first thing that came to your mind, there is a serious problem. I would seriously hope nobody sane would want to hump their four year old child under any circumstances.

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raphanne_fml 33

Obviously a joke. I would never do that to a child. Thank you for your concern.

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zinoxity 23

Oh!! I get it, it's funny because that'd be sexual child abuse/molestation! Just, no...

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heimdallr 14

Right, obviously a joke... Go learn some tact, please. There are some things that are never good to joke about, no matter what.

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LuckBeNimble 19

31: judging from your statement, you must be new to the Internet.

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supportcommand 17

Ya c'mon people, obviously a joke. I thought it was funny. My suggestion is to start cage training. After the puppy sees the kid peeing on a potty pad it'll learn pretty quick were it can go.

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raphanne_fml 33

Meh, it's ok. I made a bad joke. People thumbed it down, it's life. Let's move on with our lives. But thank you! Here is an internet waffle for you three. >(^_^)>#

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LuckBeNimble 19

44: hopefully, it is not blue. D:

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wetqueefa 5

what the **** is wrong with you

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firefly319 7

I'd suggest crating him but that's probably illegal...

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hama806 19

Or you can put a leash on him and take him outside to pee but that's probably illegal too...

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jetsown08 21

I've crated all 8 of my children at one point in their lives, I'm not seeing the problem. In fact, 3 of them are in the fire pit right now for misbehaving.

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twinkiefeets 17

Spank him with a rolled up newspaper and put him outside.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

My father actually did spank me with a rolled up newspaper when I was very young, from the years of 1-3 years old. His reason for using a rolled up newspaper was that it didn't really hurt me too much at all and that the noise it made when it hit my bum, or really just my diaper, scared the crap out of me, probably literally and metaphorically, lol.

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sonuskos 6

Better than the old asian way... Broom or get a branch outa the tree

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mpj13 8

Quick go pee on your husband before he pees on you! Well? What are you waiting for?

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outoftown 26

Crate for the boy, room for the dog... oh, wait...

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JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Tell him it's too late and you already marked everything. Gotta let him know who's territory it really is.

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JOcoco 14

This is what I imagined after reading 12's comment: *OP looks son in the eyes* "It's too late, honey. I've already marked everything. Including you." O.o

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