Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
by Anonymous / 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm / United States (California) / Kids
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Well it's better than my cousin calling his zebra a "stripper" because of its stripes.
#2 - On 02/09/2013 at 8:59pm by txgirl2013
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I say let the child be a child. That's the beauty of being a child the innocent.
#8 - On 02/09/2013 at 9:05pm by kingsian
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