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Today I spent most of mah daughter's 8th brthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was putted in a cast. Apparently mah son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on there 8th brthday before encouraging her to fine out by jumping off the slippery slide. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (24402) - you deserved it (2083)

On 01/30/2013 at 5:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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'I believe I can fly...'

#1 - On 01/31/2013 at 1:58am by Ishq786

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yolo: you only land once

#5 - On 01/31/2013 at 2:11am by rkmn8r

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