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Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
Damn those virtual coals, fucking up carpets everywhere.
Kill it with fire!
Just kidding. By relapsing I would have to assume she went to therapy for this. I'd definitely have her bring this up to her counselor to see why she relapsed.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015