Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML

by Anonymous / 01/25/2013 at 1:00pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Kids

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  • Damn those virtual coals, fucking up carpets everywhere.

    #3 - On 01/25/2013 at 5:21pm by Pleonasm

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  • Kill it with fire!
    Just kidding. By relapsing I would have to assume she went to therapy for this. I'd definitely have her bring this up to her counselor to see why she relapsed.

    #2 - On 01/25/2013 at 5:21pm by Tito30

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