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Today, I was babysitting, and a little girl asked for help with her homework. I cheerfully began an explanation, only to freeze mid-sentence. I could not for the life of me remember how to do long-division. I'm about to graduate from Cornell University, and her little brother had to correct me. FML


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On 01/14/2013 at 9:52pm - kids - by IvyLeague? - United States (New York)

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Nobody above middle school can remember. You're not alone.

#1 - On 01/15/2013 at 2:51am by TehGinga94

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It's hard to remember information when you have had no reason to review it for years. Don't feel bad, OP. It happens to all of us.

#4 - On 01/15/2013 at 2:52am by SApprentice

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