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Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22478) - you deserved it (9784)

On 01/01/2013 at 7:18pm - kids - by christmaswillneverend - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Don't let your kids become your boss, show your kid who's in charge.
Or learn to love Santa music

#2 - On 01/02/2013 at 3:39am by Pikachu17

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That's when you throw the radio away and tell her you don't know what happened to it.

#1 - On 01/02/2013 at 3:37am by The_Tool1

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