Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

by still had to pay / 12/23/2012 at 4:36pm / Australia / Kids

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  • HE'S NOT REAL???

    #2 - On 12/23/2012 at 8:45pm by insertnameherr

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  • You could tell him that it's not Santa, but one of his assistants. It sounds stupid but unfortunately there isn't much you can do at this point.

    #5 - On 12/23/2012 at 8:47pm by KingCeltic77

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