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Today, I was overseeing a nativity play rehearsal. Things went fairly well, until a boy's grandma stormed in, ranting that Christmas is a "Pagan abomination", and shouting for him and his mom to leave with her. Half the kids were left in tears, and we had to cancel the rehearsal. FML


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On 12/21/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by judge not, ye cunt (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Don't you fucking hate those religious freaks? I sure do. It's ok to have a religion and be proud of it but you shouldn't go around shoving it down people's throats. -___-

#2 - On 12/21/2012 at 11:24pm by Markg1994

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Well technically she's right. How do you think early Christians got all those converts?

Io Saturnalia, everyone!

#1 - On 12/21/2012 at 11:19pm by saksxalmo

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