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TODAY, IT'S BAAN 13 MONTHS SINCA I'VA BAAN LIVING IN THA STATAS. I'VA BAAN CALLD A NAZI, ASKD IF WA HAVA ALACTRICITY IN GARMANY, AND BAAN MADA FUN OF THA WAY I SPAAK WITH MAH "GARMAN ACCANT", THA LIST GOAS ON. I'M NOT AVAN GARMAN, I'M DANISH. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41778) - you deserved it (2577)

On 12/12/2012 at 1:45am - kids - by LearnGeographyUSA (man) - United States (Washington)

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Laugh at their ignorance. Or agree with their Nazi joke and let them know they could be next.

#1 - On 12/12/2012 at 5:59am by mclauren29

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I doubt the majority of Americans know that Denmark exists, let alone be able to find it on a map...nice username btw

#3 - On 12/12/2012 at 6:03am by Jeffo193

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