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Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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On 12/02/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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What a brat.

#1 - On 12/02/2012 at 7:23am by PsychoBitch666

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Kids these days! So spoiled!

#2 - On 12/02/2012 at 7:23am by enormouselephant

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