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Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML


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On 10/26/2012 at 12:38am - kids - by familyofpsychos - United States (Nebraska)

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Your mom is out of this world. This is not a thing to make jokes about.

#2 - On 10/26/2012 at 5:50am by catanita

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I hope you didn't let the subject end there, OP, and got your sis the help she needs!

#3 - On 10/26/2012 at 5:53am by melij99

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