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Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24517) - you deserved it (2356)

On 10/25/2012 at 3:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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Kids are so sweet now a days. They're just the darnedest things. Such cuties.

#1 - On 10/25/2012 at 8:53pm by Lioness8197

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Red flag right there. Maybe things aren't okay for her at school. Kids can be cruel.

#3 - On 10/25/2012 at 8:55pm by TayrawrTMD

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