Today, my stepdaughter called to say hello and to give me a warning: she will do whatever it takes to keep me from having a baby with her dad, including pushing me down the stairs. I'm 12 weeks pregnant, and we were going to tell her this weekend. I'm now petrified of a 10-year-old. FML

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  • Push the 10 year old down the stairs? Ok, bad plan.

    #3 - On 10/09/2012 at 10:20am by jewfroditmer

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  • That is so sad, maybe you can get her some help accepting that relationship? But from now on I'd be extra careful..

    #2 - On 10/09/2012 at 10:20am by enormouselephant

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