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Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24481) - you deserved it (3803)

On 08/03/2012 at 9:52pm - kids - by pimpslaprequired (man) - United States

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D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.

#4 - On 08/03/2012 at 11:59pm by makaramiracles

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Op you should of said something.

#1 - On 08/03/2012 at 11:57pm by TairyHesticals

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