Kids: Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake...

By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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By B - 18/04/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 09:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year-old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her toothbrush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

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By cheerymama - 23/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

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By peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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By Nerrh - 12/03/2011 10:53 - Australia

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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DarrenJonBanks 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:48

That'd be quite hard, seen as it's a woman.

australiaaaa 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:35

guys, it's not the dad. the OP's name is badMOM101 lol but seriously, OP, make sure you explain that to the school if she bruises

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unwantedx 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:08

ouch.

vollyball921 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 19:57

poor kid 

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 16:42

K.O!!!!!!!

qwaxalot 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:15

ydi for being gay

_W_T_F_ 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:10

i guess u've won father of the year? ....lol

DarrenJonBanks 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:48

That'd be quite hard, seen as it's a woman.

Jbiebs82 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 21:22

Just hope the S.S don't come...

quicheme45 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 16:52

Wow.....

lindsaylu98 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:00

u mean mother???

Raiden91 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:10

Aw that sucks :(

jakedmagic 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:11

man that SUCKS bigtime=/ id hate it if that happened to me

buu700 3

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:12

Don't feel too bad; she deserved that. If my daughter ever tickled me I'd pop a cap in her ass.

cptnfrankie 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:16

aw **** her life lol

shananigans 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:25

More like F Her Life, lol. But it's not like you did it on purpose. Sorry bud!

YLS 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:30

Live and learn. She got a valuable life lesson, at least?

Lilcommentaddict 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:25

life lesson = kick to face?

Shadow14l 0

Friday 9 April 2010 9:43

More like don't **** with someone.

sparda4355 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:30

You'll be making a new FML when DCFS comes a knockin!!! I'm not saying they should, this was clearly an accident... But just wait till your little sweet five year old goes to preschool or daycare! What happened to your face honey? "my daddy kicked me because I tickled him"... Ring Ring, "hi dcfs, we would like to report..."

fantome_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:31

My Mom did that to my Dad...I guess the moral of the story is to not tickle peoples feet...ever. Too bad your daughter had to learn that lesson the hard way.