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Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - kids - by Fat Dad (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Don't be creepin on the young ladies-moral of that story.
Your daughter is a smart little girl.

#8 - On 03/03/2009 at 7:50pm by jayhawk63

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ohhh, that sucks..how old is your daughter? that's a terrible thing to say.

#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 7:41pm by Inkspell

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