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Today, while babysitting, one of the boys fell on an exposed pipe and broke it. It spewed water five feet into the air, spread water across four rooms, and completely soaked another of the boys. Their parents had only left fifteen minutes before. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25278) - you deserved it (2912)

On 02/19/2012 at 12:49am - kids - by CamoElla - United States

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I don't mean to sound like a wet blanket and dampen your spirit or rain on your parade, but it looks like your babysitting career is all washed up. I'm sure moist of us have been in a similar situation. I won't shower you with insults, though. It's all just water under the bridge.

#24 - On 02/19/2012 at 7:23am by DocBastard

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All part of the job. At least you don't have to pay for damages!

#1 - On 02/19/2012 at 6:11am by Blazingcrono

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