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Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML


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On 02/13/2012 at 4:31pm - kids - by Username - India

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Cinnamon and corpse! Aaah! The wonderful scent! My favorite! :)

#2 - On 02/13/2012 at 8:09pm by desireev

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Sounds lovely.

#1 - On 02/13/2012 at 8:08pm by datoismyname

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