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Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34680) - you deserved it (6228) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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That's cute.

#1 - On 12/17/2011 at 1:07pm by PoshLife_Cross

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LOL. Well you can't blame her. She's only 5.

#2 - On 12/17/2011 at 1:07pm by xlittlemiss

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