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Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML


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On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

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Dirty mouth? Clean it up!! Hahaha I'm sorry I'm laughing at your expense op. :)

#1 - On 12/16/2011 at 9:58am by seximexi911

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Well that's a shitty situ........
Oh ok then. If anyone needs me I'll be sitting in the "overused pun corner"

#8 - On 12/16/2011 at 10:02am by theunwiseone

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