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Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34727) - you deserved it (3587)

On 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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Check again...?

#2 - On 11/24/2011 at 6:53pm by Checker

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Lol I feel bad for your son

#3 - On 11/24/2011 at 6:55pm by irimalovecheer98

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