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Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML


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On 10/14/2011 at 2:09am - kids - by TurtleTeacher (man) - United States (Alaska)

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Something's not right when even the teachers are becoming the victims of bullying...

#2 - On 10/14/2011 at 5:56am by Mirorbo

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You should have then ripped of your shirt and tried to act like a green angry ripped monster. That would scare the poop out of your students.

#1 - On 10/14/2011 at 5:53am by saIty

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