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Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 12:52am - kids - by alejita (woman) - United States (Texas)

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You raised her.

#8 - On 03/02/2009 at 9:33am by potatopeeler

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The problem is that you took offense at what your daughter said. Kids say things like that, and when they say them, they're usually true. What were you trying to do, give your daughter a guilt-trip? It obviously didn't work.

#9 - On 03/02/2009 at 10:01am by Goose

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