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Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25877) - you deserved it (10208)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

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You rack disciprine!

#1 - On 10/02/2011 at 3:19am by whitesox365

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Woop his ass! That kind of behavior is unacceptable :l

#3 - On 10/02/2011 at 3:22am by Amburito

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