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Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water near our house, because he was scared of having his leg bitten off by a shark. We live by a lake. I tried explaining why it couldn't happen, but he just cowered behind a beach towel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25470) - you deserved it (4306)

On 08/13/2011 at 9:17pm - kids - by anonymous - United States

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Lake Sharks!

#2 - On 08/14/2011 at 2:49am by F0xyTurtle

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Just throw him in

#8 - On 08/14/2011 at 2:52am by block1

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