By fuck - 02/06/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 103
You deserved it 5 950

Same thing different taste

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iSitt 0

How can you get an achievement if your not playing Xbox?

Look on the bright side... He's on T.V! Did he say,"Hi Mom!"?

swattinlikeflies 0

FYL for not giving your son more money.

VEVO_fml 0

Well he tried. He shouldnt get THAT much of a punishment... right? 0_0

futtbuck101 1
imacreeper 3

His mugshot can be his Album cover.

at least it came true... that might've been why he tried robbing it so don't complain OP!

VEVO_fml 0

YDI for being a bad parent!! Lend 'em money more often!!

well that's one way to have his dream fulfilled.

imacreeper 3

79, at least he's not spending his days fry cooking.

it sounds like someone tried a little to hard to become famous.

It's prob the guy in Florida who got disarmed by a soldier..

49- I wonder, if that's really you?!

78- Sometimes people who are handed everything tend to be the ones committing criminal offenses. I am assuming OP's son is at least 18+. He needs a job.

78, at 16 I don't suppose you'd understand what it means to be a good parent but I'll explain it to you as it was recently explained to me. Giving your child handout after handout will not solve their problems and will most certainly male you a good parent, in fact it makes you a poor one. A good parent will attempt to get their child to stand on their own two feet, it's why my parents encouraged me to work from age 16 even though they could have just given me money instead, I like to think I'm better for it. I'd also like to think that it is why as of yet I have not appeared on tv for robbing a bank. OP, if you did everything you could to raise them right then I truly feel for you. If you followed advice like 78 is offering and didn't really try to raise him then a long range YDI missile is streaking towards your position as we speak.

Got_any_grapes1 4

He deserves it for not robbing the jewelry store and telling them to make him a grill.

119 It was a joke, and trust me I don't have a good parent like that.

Can I get your sons autograph?!!!

119 to tell u the truth I didn't read any of ur post it was too long lol

itslilly 0

I would read that, but it's too long.

zendaddy0 0

did they at least let you keep the monie?

too long? What are you guys.. 2? you can watch a 6 minute YouTube video of a poptart flying cat. or check all the comments in an FML post.... imma just go back to eating my lasagna.

BlackOpsPWNR 0

22, by playing Grand Theft Auto 4.

at least you know he's going somewhere with his life........even though it's to jail

apple doesnt fall far from the tree....

its too bad that his dream came true in a bad way. FYL

1215116a 14

He still got his dream in a way :)

Hey everyone has a dream. He managed to get his so get off his back. jeez... some people get mad over the stupidest things. :Facepalm:

One thing crossed off his bucket list :P

^^ Rapist or pedophile? End of the line, you disgust me.

holymolybro 0

Was he the one who killed that old guy? ******.

looks like his dreams were "robbed " of him . lolol

bingababe 16

I think you meant he was robbed of his dream.

YourMomsFml 0

101 I think Esmeralda asked you to go up the bell tower and ring some bells

let me be the FIRST to say im sorry

LOL THAT WAS SERIOUSLY THE MOST HILARIOUS THING IVE EVER HEARD!!! IT WOULD BE SOOO SAD IF THIS GOT MODERATED. IT'S THE PERFECT BALANCE OF RACISM, SEXISM, AND BORDERLINE HOMOPHOBIC, BUT SO TASTEFULLY DONE! OMG I CANT BELIEVE I WITNESSED THIS COMMENT!! loljk.

ollallie 0

really sad I can't even imagine.

Correct, to rob a bank you need... Well, to be in a movie...that I'm shooting, hope to see you there!

FreebirdIII 1

Did he get his entire 15 minutes?

-batik. Phone lagged, glitched, locked.. In that order. "comment posted!" NOOO!!! >:(

I sure hope so, or it wouldn't have been worth it all!

Captain_Zorro 7

LOL THAT WAS SERIOUSLY THE MOST HILARIOUS THING IVE EVER HEARD!!! IT WOULD BE SOOO SAD IF THIS GOT MODERATED. IT'S THE PERFECT BALANCE OF RACISM, SEXISM, AND BORDERLINE HOMOPHOBIC, BUT SO TASTEFULLY DONE! OMG I CANT BELIEVE I WITNESSED THIS COMMENT!! loljk.

unibrow1234 0

Hahahahahahahah chow crossing:)

JetLifeNextLife 0

at least he didn't rob a tv

Got_any_grapes1 4

He should have robbed the jewelry store and told them to make him a grill.

Got_any_grapes1 4
leequiroga 5