Especially if that was your booze.

I'd have given her 2 bottles at least...

umm..... maybe it wasn't your son

I bet she was...pissed.

Hahaha your son is ****** awesome! Yah I agree that's her payment that and getting drunk what an idiot

where did she get the booze and how old is the son?

so I've decided that whenever #19 chimes in, I get a migraine. why must you put your idiotic 2 cents in every fml? your picture creeps me out and your thoughts are just plain retarded!

she must have been "piss" drunk

Has anyone tired the new Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey?

ha

def does

OP should be worried about her son, not the babysitter.

no 19 is a hazard to FML

sound sketchy

damn 83 you're an asshole! why be such a jerk? honestly who cares if he feels the need to reply to everything. really. that's why fml allows you to comment things, so if you feel the need to, you can!

What a Sticky situation.

this isn't a free county!

I'm pretty sure the OP is worries about the son that's why it's a FML

I didnt know ke$ha was a part-time babysitter?

you'd figure shed be happy her son peed on her she deserves it

It was Ke$ha wasn't it?

Let me guess 141, you're British, right?

187-what does being British have to do with it. you racist prick

195, YOU are the reason you dropped out of high school. You can't blame anybody but yourself, and attempting to only shows that you are a childish person who can't accept responsibility for your own actions. Grow up. Or play in traffic, whatever is easier.

yea but she ment when her son peed on her that would be good enough

Shit maybe the babysitter fell asleep. And the evil child put it there and peed on her.

141 used the word 'asshole' if she was British we generally say arsehole instead.

Wait, if you play on traffic, you won't get killed... You'd just be an idiot playing in traffic... Cuz cars are going slow in traffic. Nvm, just a thought.

creeepeeeerrrr

thank you!!! I totally agree and just left a really long nasty comment about that. seriously who gives a shot about the drunk babysitter...that was her child left unsupervised. what if the kid got hurt or even drank what was left of the booze in her lap??!! wtf lady if your fml is simply about the child peeing on her then you are unfit to be a mom.

adda kid(:

What's wrong with that, arsehole?

Silly pun hehe 0.0 High five your son!!

Stupid babysitter's doing it all wrong, youre supposed to brush your teeth with Jack Daniels not drink it -.-

jack Daniels and r. Kelly videos, sounds like a successful night babysitting...

u

Definite territory mark! xD

everyone has their own way of babysitting...at least she got the kid to sleep!

owh wooww my bad haha sorry:/

That kid is a child of Charlie Sheen.

I was thinking more like R. Kelly.

Sounds like the kid got drunk too..... Drunk people tend to piss in the craziest places

your son deserves a prize! classiest thing ever!

today, I was babysitting drunk and a kid peed on me. fml.

Lol. And that's why u smell like pee!!! :)

she deserved it

Diapers, lady. They'll help.

only?!

good thing he didn't go number 3 on her... *shivers*

Geez pal, reading too much into that comment, huh?

What if it's a dude...?

What's underage?

If it's a dude, tickle his nipples like theres no tomorrow!

126- Clearly female.

i was kidding...u dick

it's funny how #8's picture suits their comment so well.

126 - then touch his boobs!

78- Too long, didn't read.

Hence the pedobear picture? You shouldn't be taking this too seriously.

love your pic