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Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29826) - you deserved it (17345)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

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haha you got told!

#2 - On 05/23/2011 at 3:02am by SexyIslandGirl

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never call a dog fat. it's your fault for not walking it. walk it so you and the dog can lose wight

#8 - On 05/23/2011 at 3:08am by amrik

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