Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
by JCC / 05/18/2011 at 6:57am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
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Tell the toddler you are Santa. You will get sooo much respect.
#1 - On 05/18/2011 at 10:01am by iAmScrubs
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eat the child. problem solved.
#4 - On 05/18/2011 at 10:05am by indianajones103
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