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Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML


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On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -

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What’s up with these people that pissing and shitting all over the place?

Every day there is an FML about people who don’t know what a toilet, or bathroom, or shitroom or whatever you want to call it is about.

Few days ago someone even pissed on a roller coaster.

#13 - On 05/10/2011 at 3:11am by dreamering

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Is your baby okay? I'm not sure, as I've never owned one, but I feel that urine in a humidifier would cause some health problems for someone with a still developing immunity system...

#28 - On 05/10/2011 at 3:26am by Mirorbo

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