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Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML


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On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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OP's dad has failed in parenting.........

#5 - On 05/05/2011 at 7:13pm by CAPTmok

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awww that really stinks. I hope she apologized!

#2 - On 05/05/2011 at 7:11pm by suchaprettygirl

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