Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

by embarassed / 03/20/2011 at 12:26am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

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  • he sounds awesome and likable, also he sounds over 13, so you should have left him at home he's old enough

    #4 - On 03/20/2011 at 6:37am by techweed

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  • well that was dumb... should have left him home

    #1 - On 03/20/2011 at 6:34am by Naitras

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