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Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML


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On 01/17/2009 at 3:57pm - kids - by kallens - United States (Minnesota)

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That's assault. I would have drop kicked the little fucker.

#3 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:48pm by christopherlove

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I absolutely HATE dealing with shitty little brats that don't bother to cover their mouth / nose when they cough or sneeze.

#18 - On 05/30/2013 at 6:18am by Narelon

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